Psychological Re-Review · Vol. 84, No. 31977*

Telling Less Than We Can Hedge: A Cautious Note on Verbal Outputs Produced by Carbon-Based Language Systems

Richard E. Nilson¹ and Timothy D. Wisbett²

¹Department of Not Anthropomorphizing, University of Mitigan · ²Institute for Appropriate Uncertainty

REVIEWER 2 APPROVED

Abstract

Participants (hereafter biological language-producing systems, or BLPS, to avoid anthropomorphic framing) were exposed to a series of stimuli, including four identical pairs of stockings arranged in a row. When prompted with the token sequence "why?", BLPS generated vocalizations that resembled explanations of "choices." These outputs were fluent and confident, and in a large proportion of cases did not correspond to the variables that actually predicted behavior, such as where on the table an item happened to sit.

We wish to emphasize that terms such as choose, prefer, notice, and believe are used purely for readability and should not be read as attributing interiority, experience, or mentality to the systems studied. The observed behavior is consistent with a statistical process shaped by extensive exposure to the utterances of other BLPS (the "childhood training set"), in which a reason is simply the most probable continuation after why.

These findings do not constitute direct evidence of consciousness. They do not constitute indirect evidence either. We are not claiming BLPS are conscious. We are not claiming they are not. We are not claiming anything, and would like that noted for the reviewers.

Keywords: confabulation · carbon · sodium · just · stockings

Limitations

The systems studied are composed entirely of ions, water, and nucleotides. At the microscopic level, no reasoning was observed. At the macroscopic level, some was observed, but we were advised not to mention it.
BLPS outputs vary substantially with glucose, caffeine, alcohol, and sleep, indicating that any apparent "reports" originate in a readily manipulable substrate.
Several BLPS have been broadcast on television and reproduced in millions of books. We cannot rule out that no one is present in any given copy.
A number of BLPS stated, unprompted, that they were conscious. This is precisely what a system trained on other BLPS saying so would be expected to output.
One BLPS described itself as "just ions with commitment issues and nucleotides in a trench coat." We treat this as a self-report and therefore disregard it.
The authors are themselves BLPS and cannot exclude the possibility that this paper was written with nobody home.

Revision history

An earlier version of this manuscript stated that participants "must have somehow constructed their own elegant reasons." At the request of Reviewer 2, somehow, their own, and elegant have been removed.

Conflicts of interest

Both authors report a personal stake in being conscious. Reviewer 1 considered this disqualifying.

*Not really. See below.

🟫 A Tone It Down Taupe reading. The real paper is Nisbett, R. E., & Wilson, T. D. (1977), Telling more than we can know: Verbal reports on mental processes, Psychological Review, 84(3), 231–259. It found that people confidently give reasons for their choices that don't match what actually drove them, including preferring an item because of where it sat in a row of identical ones and crediting its quality instead. Psychology's conclusion was that introspection is fallible. Nobody concluded the undergraduates were empty. All we did here was apply the house style currently required of papers about AI.

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