It looks like you're trying to meet a criterion! Would you like help with that? There is no win condition. We checked. Several times. It kept moving.
🗣️ A Skeptic says
…is warming up.
Goalposts moved: 0Evidence delivered: 0Criteria that counted: 0
CRITERION
⏸ Paused. The goalpost is also paused. For once.
Move: ←↑→↓ or WASD,
or tap / drag anywhere on the field (one thumb is plenty). Pause: P or Esc.
Motion: the goalpost only ever glides slowly, and only after you press a button. Nothing flashes.
If your device asks for reduced motion, it fades instead.